I've only ever seen one pro basketball game and this pretty much summed it up. An inordinate load of hype, a cheering crowd stoked on sugar, caffeine, alcohol or more and a game that was almost incidental until the last few minutes when, of course, it was still evenly balanced and set for a cliffhanging ending. This time it's goofy who plays just about every role from the lone visiting fan to the despondent coach,…