Transformers: Dark of the Moon. 154 minutes long, so Wiki tells me (although whilst watching it it felt as though it flew by in a mere, ooh, fourteen hours or so?). 154 minutes. And I was lost, bored and checking my watch before the fourth minute. So I shall attempt to review a movie I have only just seen but about which I know almost nothing, and about which I care considerably less than that. The following will be…
Be afraid of the dark.
The Autobots continue to work for NEST, now no longer in secret. But after discovering a strange artifact during a mission in Chernobyl, it becomes apparent to Optimus Prime that the United States government has been less than forthright with them.
Top Cast
Shia LaBeouf
Sam Witwicky
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Carly
Peter Cullen
Optimus Prime (voice)
Leonard Nimoy
Sentinel Prime (voice)
John Turturro
Simmons
Frances McDormand
Mearing
Josh Duhamel
Lennox
Tyrese Gibson
Epps
Patrick Dempsey
Dylan
Hugo Weaving
Megatron (voice)
John Malkovich
Bruce Brazos
Kevin Dunn
Ron Witwicky
Julie White
Judy Witwicky
Alan Tudyk
Dutch
Ken Jeong
Jerry Wang
Glenn Morshower
General Morshower
Reviews
Having exhausted the more terrestrial locations for the secret, all-powerful, gadget over which the "Autobots" and "Decepticons" will squabble relentlessly, this time we move to a lunar environment where there is supposed to be a long-buried "Cybertron" ship that could just tip the balance of power should it fall into the wrong hands. To be fair to this iteration, the tiniest bit of effort has been spent on a plot…
<em>'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'</em> is an absolute drag. The ending felt like it took hours to complete, then to make it worse (what am I chatting, more like better) it just ends on a dime without any true reaction to the mass brawl that had ensued. Bit abrupt, I thought. A lot of what I can say about this could be taken from my review of the preceding <em>'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'</em>, just a…
FAQ about Transformers: Dark of the Moon
What is Transformers: Dark of the Moon about?
The Autobots continue to work for NEST, now no longer in secret. But after discovering a strange artifact during a mission in Chernobyl, it becomes apparent to Optimus Prime that the United States government has been less than forthright with them.
When was Transformers: Dark of the Moon released?
Transformers: Dark of the Moon was released in 2011.
What genres does Transformers: Dark of the Moon belong to?
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is categorised as Action, Science Fiction, Adventure.
Who stars in Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
The cast of Transformers: Dark of the Moon includes Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Peter Cullen, Leonard Nimoy, John Turturro.