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6.3/10 2025 1h 53m Released

Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Top Cast

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband (voice)

Reviews

Brent Marchant 9/10

In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that’s just the start of her problems. She’s also tending to a sick child (Delaney Quinn), the demands of which are considerable, both from the whiny, often-unappreciative…

CinemaSerf 6/10

Rose Byrne turns in a terrific performance here, but I found the thrust of the plot to be just a bit too much like a contrived horror movie. She is “Linda”, a therapist whose husband is off piloting a boat and whose un-named daughter has some form of undefined illness that is putting huge pressure on her mother. Then, just to add to her woes, a water leak in their apartment turns her ceiling into a Swiss cheese and…

badelf 10/10

With truly sincere apologies to Almodóvar, the alternate title to this film could be "Woman in the Throes of a Nervous Breakdown." Mary Bronstein's debut feature captures the absolute insanity of raising a child in this time and place with such visceral precision that watching it feels less like cinema and more like surviving someone else's panic attack in real time. Rose Byrne plays Linda, a therapist whose life…

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FAQ about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in 2025.
What genres does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You belong to?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is categorised as Drama.
Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
The cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn.